And I have been since I was 10.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
OMG PIMP CANE! <3 xxx
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- Period: Late.
- Me: What the fuck are you doing, period. No, for real. It's been two weeks now. Can I just have my period like every woman on this shitty planet? I want chocolate. Must things always be different for me? I'd like to smash something. Where are you period? I'd love to have sex as well. Why can't I just. I want my period NOW.
- Period: K.
- Ovaries: Lemme hurt.
- Back: *crashes*
- Stomach: Hey wait I wanna hurt too.
- Head: I'll just hurt as well, mate. You don't mind, do you?
- Me: I immediately regret this decision.
(Source: heathuschrist)
I can’t stop staring at it.
A child’s skull before they have lost their baby teeth.
Humans are just so weird.
(Source: aryastarkson)
